Monday, September 22, 2008

We're not dumb enough to fall for this sort of thing any more. Are we?

Thanks to Bob Weber for passing it on and enhancing it.

Dear Uncle Sam (I hope you don't mind my taking the liberty of being familiar),

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had a crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Graham, lobbyist for the European bank UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with your bank account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully
Minister of Treasury

Do you recall that we won the cold war? But do you also recall that Karl Marx predicted that capitalism would inevitably destroy itself? I'm sure he's having a good laugh right now.

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