A friend sent this

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went downtown and went into a shop.

We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a cop writing a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, "Come on, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him an unprintable name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we talked, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came downtown by bus and noticed that the car had a Palin bumper sticker.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age.